Thursday, November 26, 2009

Things you can say on Thanksgiving...

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving......

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!!!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

If that isn't funny I don't know WHAT is! :) hehehe

Can anybody else add to this list?


Missty said...

Ok these are FUNNY!! Happy Thanksgiving!!

Missty said...

Oh and to add to the list.

Anyone ready for round two? (second helpings)

Just Jules said...

I can't believe you ate the whole thing?

No, please, no more!!!

I am not a leg man, I am a breast man (said today at the table..ok, not really but should have been)

Southern Sage said...

Reach up its ass and pull out the stuff?