Thursday, November 26, 2009

Things you can say on Thanksgiving...

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving......

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!!!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

If that isn't funny I don't know WHAT is! :) hehehe

Can anybody else add to this list?

4 comments:

Missty said...

Ok these are FUNNY!! Happy Thanksgiving!!

Missty said...

Oh and to add to the list.

Anyone ready for round two? (second helpings)

Just Jules said...

I can't believe you ate the whole thing?

No, please, no more!!!

I am not a leg man, I am a breast man (said today at the table..ok, not really but should have been)

Southern Sage said...

Reach up its ass and pull out the stuff?

WE BELONG