Monday, November 1, 2010

What Would You Rather Episode 13

What Would You Rather--Warning GROSS questions taken from THIS site!  The idea is to choose ONE answer. This is just a game so yes the questions are a bit out there and unrealistic. The hard part is in the choosing. So play along and tell us... what would YOU rather and then explain maybe WHY you chose that answer?

1) Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?

2) Immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches or dive naked head first into a pool of tobacco spit?

3) Have a fat, nasty but or floppy jowls?

4) Your Significant other has done something terrible but has since stopped and will never do it again:  Would you rather them NOT tell you and you live in blissful ignorance never knowing what they did and living a relatively happy life OR have them tell you what they did, everything open and out on the table you are completely broken hearted but stay with them until death do you part or forever, but you always distrust them and question them.


Annah said...

1) Wet dogs, FOR SURE.

2) Jesus I hate cockroaches. Take the other option.

3) Don't know what the question means.

4) Blissful ignorance is the way to go!

Big Fat Gini said...

1. Gonna go with the three fat men and halitosis.

2. Tobacco spit. I'm terrified of bugs, but especially cockroaches (that's the one thing they neglect to tell you when they throw out the "everything's bigger in Texas" motto).

3. I think I already have jowls?

4. I'd rather know. Because, I'm pretty sure I'd question them for the rest of my life either way.

DCHY said...

1) Since my nose is sensitive, I'd rather put up with wet dogs.

2) Once had a roommate who would splatter his tobacco spit all over the wall and the trash can, I'd rather have cockroaches.

3) I can't stand the sight of floppy jowls...

4) I'd rather know.

Nolens Volens said...

1 - why would I be trapped with their bad breaths? I'd be using their bodies to climb out. ;)

2 - I'd flash the cockroaches my cock to scare them all out.

3 - bigger "but" = more cushion. LOL

4 - I've mentioned that honesty and trust is paramount in a relationship like mine. Must go with the "tell me" route.

UP said...

1 - Bad breath boys, you can always spray something.

2 - Tobacco spit, cockroaches just gross me out!

3 - Jowls - the beard hides a multitude of chins!

4 - Don't ask, don't tell, why bring things UP?


wendy said...

Oooo, ick, uck
wet dogs for sure
I like big butts and I can not lie (tee,hee)
cockroaches are just God's little creatures....tobacco juice is just plain nasty

and I don't think it is necessary TO TELL ALL, DISCLOSE ALL, if it's over, it's over
don't need to know
keep me in my bubble thank you

nitebyrd said...

Wet dogs. I'd rather be stuck anywhere with wet or dry dogs then people, fat or skinny!

Cockroaches. As long as I could plug up the obvious body "entry ways". I think it might actually feel pretty good.

Either one. Plastic surgery is definitely an option for both!

Live in ignorance. That way I don't have to tell them the horrible things I've done!

TisforTonya said...

I'm going with the wet dogs... because then at least I can complain out loud and not risk offending!

the next two are grossing me out TRULY - how long do I have to stay in the tub? the very thought of having to jump IN the pool isn't nearly as gross as the thought of having to swim through the pool to get out. I guess I'll go with cockroaches and be forever grateful that this is a rhetorical question.

a fat nasty butt can be hidden with a good pair of Spanx... I don't think I could do jowls, they just don't work with short sassy hair.

and #4 just sucks... I'm a believer in forgiveness so I think I'd rather know - and know that it's in the past... blissful ignorance doesn't really exist in my mind.

Papa K said...

This is fun... alright:

1. Wet dogs FO SHO! If the three fat men have bad breath they undoubtedly have bad flatulance.

2. I guess I'd go with tobacco spit. Don't know if I could get over cockroaches crawling over all over me.

3. I'd say floppy jowls. That's only ONE thing. I could deal with a fat OR nasty butt... but not a fat AND nasty butt.

4. I'm an honest kind of guy. Something hurtfull would eat away at me for ever. I'd be better for me to get it out there.

Tracie said...

I'm gonna go with the wet dogs as it was not specified that they were large dogs - 3 wet shitzu's? No problem.

Creepy crawly things totally freak me out - they MOVE! I am going to have to go with the tobacco spit.

I guess floppy.

I would SO have to know.

Purple Cow said...

1) Dogs - I'm an animal lover...not that I'm a fat man hater.
2) Spit - i'd probably vomit, but with cockroaches I'd faint.
3) What are "jowls"?
4) The truth, always the truth...
Thanks for the thought experiment

River-Rose said...

1) Elevator and dogs
2) Head first in tobacco spit
3) I'll go with the fat butt
4) I'd rather know

I asked my hubby...
3)Nasty Butt
4)I'd rather not know

Interesting questions!