Tuesday, August 11, 2009

About Women...

George Carlin said:

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her crap, you will receive more shit
than any one human being can handle.


Missy said...

Hey, that sounds about right to me. But you forgot, if you give her sex, she will give you children! Talk about multiplying.


Cookie Crums said...

Love it!! And couldn't be more true.

ZenMom said...

So true! :)

coolred38 said...

I totally miss George Carlin...need more truth tellers like him in the world.

lol to first comment...also true

Youngblood4ever said...

Missy- very, very true!

Glad you all like this.

T said...

hmmmm... I wonder how that quote would look in a cross-stitch sampler?

Love it - really!!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I so wish I was that Bad A$$ seriously! But I'm not...