HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way,
be modest and smile pleasantly.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth , long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
and jaffa cake body wash .
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, be modest and smile pleasantly.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
making the woo-hoo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry only butt cheeks and forearms.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
and light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the woo-hoo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you.
Have a great day..... and woo-hwoo!!!
Where they click
Where they live.
400 80.00% United States United States
48 9.60% United Kingdom United Kingdom
29 5.80% Canada Canada
6 1.20% India India
4 0.80% Australia Australia
3 0.60% Philippines Philippines
3 0.60% Belgium Belgium
1 0.20% Germany Germany
1 0.20% Greece Greece
1 0.20% New Zealand New Zealand
1 0.20% Malaysia Malaysia
1 0.20% Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia
1 0.20% France France
1 0.20% Iceland Iceland
HEHEHE How they found us!
5.88% venus older than mars
2.94% giving up on intimacy
2.94% If distance makes the heart grow fonder... then why do people get restraining orders?
2.94% when spouse finds you resentful
2.94% if v HATE someone,v tel it 2 evryone witout any fear.But if v LOVE someone, v fear even 2 tell d lov
2.94% tease my hubby
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2.94% choose spouse over kids
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2.94% dont try to change your partner
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2.94% separation makes the heart grow fonder
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LITTLE VITO ON GETTING OLDER
Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you
acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Vito answered, "No He minded his own business".
Y'all have a big ole Easter!
1 year ago