Sunday, April 11, 2010

Stats, Funnies

Robert watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Robert 'Giving up?'

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Where you clicked.

26 www.hidingfromthekids.com/
17 jsgotgame.blogspot.com/
8 www.extremeparenthood.com/
6 twitter.com/
6 www.blokthoughtsnmore.blogspot.com/
5 alienus-kairos.blogspot.com/

Search terms, these always tickle me.

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Robert stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Robert?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Go see what Hotdads has going on! Caption Contest today!


Southern Sage <<< NSFW on Sunday


Hope y'alls weekend was excellent!

7 comments:

heelsnstocking said...

loving the jokes xx

Southern Sage said...

heels: glad you liked em!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Weird how people find us... Daughter or spouse? Weird.

That last joke is hilarious! Bwahahaha.

Kat said...

Cute jokes! :)

heelsnstocking said...

sent jokes out to friends and pleased to say you have helped uphold the charade that I am a comedy genius! :-P

Danielle said...

Great jokes as usuall.

Nolens Volens said...

Glad to know I made the short list. ;) Thanks for the Sunday funnies.

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