The Mathematics of Men and Women RelationshipsROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancySHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. (I don't see the problem?)GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Isn't that the truth)
So according to this...are you a SUCCESSFUL man or woman???
We definitely don't earn more than I can spend...I don't know if that is even possible! :)
Love,
Shelle
4 comments:
Hey Shelle - this is great. I have to admit, if I REALLY need something, or just HAVE to have it, I'll pay $2 for a $1 item too...
Not sure if I claim success according to this, but HAPPY??? YES!
and tell me again why men are running our country?
this all makes perfect sense to me!
If it's a dollar - I MUST need it...
and while M.O.T.H. earns more than I DO spend, I doubt he'll ever make more than I CAN spend...
sad, but true!
Okay, so we fit I guess in the smart man + smart woman and the dumb man + smart woman because we have the romance and the marriage.
Also, We are so NOT successful! Sad to say it. I wish we were, somehow. Working on that!
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