I had a discussion with my mother-in-law this morning. She was complaining about her husband.
First of all, she's 77 years old.
Second of all, she's 77 years old.
Third of all, she's 77 freakin' years old!
She was complaining that her husband doesn't turn her on anymore.
"He doesn't even try," she said. "He doesn't kiss me or anything anymore."
But the real killer for me was when she said, "there's not any necking either."
For some reason I had hoped necking might be a non-issue by the time I reached those golden years.